My sister threw a shoe at my pregnant wife for sitting in “her chair” at Mom’s house. Dad laughed: “Pregnancy hormones—relax.” Mom added: “Maybe sit on the floor next time.” My wife grabbed her coat. I grabbed my keys and dialed our realtor: “List the house. Yes, tomorrow morning.” When the ‘For Sale’ sign went up on Monday…
Chapter 1: The Upholstery Caste System My thirty-two-year-old sister unlaced her leather loafer and launched it like a crude ballistic missile at my seven-month pregnant wife. The crime? My wife …
My sister threw a shoe at my pregnant wife for sitting in “her chair” at Mom’s house. Dad laughed: “Pregnancy hormones—relax.” Mom added: “Maybe sit on the floor next time.” My wife grabbed her coat. I grabbed my keys and dialed our realtor: “List the house. Yes, tomorrow morning.” When the ‘For Sale’ sign went up on Monday… Read More